President Obama:   We have important issues, and here are some policies I will push in the coming year.

Governor McDonnell (R-VA):   I really didn’t read the President’s speech, and I’m not even going to bother commenting on what he said.  Instead, I’m just going to pretend to be president, giving a fake state of the union address, to a canned audience who must clap on command.  Because I’m cynical, and I think it would be good television.

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