My father tells me that the name RISTOW comes from Eastern Germany, near the border with Poland.  He also says that it “Apparently comes from some half-assed nobility.”

Well, I know that to not be true, thanks to The Monster Name Decoder and Jerrod Balzer (whose blog is where I stumbled onto the name generator).  My name actually means….

Ravenous Insanity-Consumed Hitchhiker-Reaping, Investigator-Snatching Terror from the Ominous Woods

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